Sitting!  Ha!  Don't forget to tip your waitress.

Seriously, for all two of you who've been waiting for updates to 'Eternal Youth' on FanFiction.net, sorry for the delay.  The disc I kept my fictions on decided to up and die on me with no warning whatsoever.

I really don't even want to think about how much writing I lost completely.

It did involve ( Read more... )

The most recent chapter!

The monk's did have to Showdown for the Bottle of Xian Pu, but it was against Katnappe, not Jack Spicer. However, the cat burglar did hear the monks talking about Jack's odd exit. What really caught her ear was Raimundo's suggestion that Jack had a child at home.

After suffering a humiliating defeat by the Dragon of Earth, ( Read more... )

Here's Chapter 5!

Wuya screamed profanities in a language so ancient it possessed slang for 'woolly mammoth'. The jungle cats prowling Chase's mountain palace watched dispassionately as the Heylin witch bandaged her severed limb. The conquered warriors didn't question her presence in the keep, but neither did they move to help her. Wuya was there ( Read more... )

And, chapter 4!

Jack headed back for the Spicer estate, his helipack pushed to top speed. The young genius's body was nearly parallel to the ground as he tore for home.

Chase had screamed, screamed, for him. No one had ever yelled for Jack in such a note of desperation; such hope that Jack would protect them. No one ever depended on him like that ( Read more... )

Ah, there we go.  So much better.  Glad I didn't care enough to work myself up over that.

Here's Chapter 3!

Chase Young awoke with a pounding headache and tongue that felt covered in fuzz. With a groan, the ancient warlord rolled onto his stomach and pulled a pillow over his head. The thought the the pillow seemed a lot bigger than usual flitted ( Read more... )

Okay, the LiveJournal cut thing didn't work last time.  I'm not sure why.  Let's try it again, shall we?

All XS characters are copyright Christi Hui

'Father Ted' and 'My Hero' are copyright (at least in the US) of BBCAmerica

'Snatch' is copyright Guy Ritchie

'Dragon Tales' are copyright somebody else

Long story short, I own nothing and make no money ( Read more... )

All XS character are copyright Christi Hui

The song 'White and Nerdy' is copyright Weird Al

I think the term 'The Dark Side' is copyright George Lucas, but I could be wrong.

Long story short, I own nothing and no one. This fic only quiets the voices in my head to a contented whisper.

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Chase Young snarled a vicious epitaph under his breath. ( Read more... )